Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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