We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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