My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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