That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Who put my cat in the fridge?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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