im having a threesome with these popsicles
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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