I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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