This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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