When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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