You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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