Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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