32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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