I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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