it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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