I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm at about main and main street
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
