would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Couch. On fire.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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