Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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