It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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