Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
