I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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