singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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