Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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