I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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