I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
