Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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