dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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