Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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