google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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