maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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