Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Randomize
