well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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