I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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