normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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