now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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