She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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