We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
