He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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