Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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