Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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