every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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