You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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