have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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