I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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