4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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