I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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