So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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