Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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