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I want to stick my p in your. b.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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