Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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