Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
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I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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