Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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