I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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