My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
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