Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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