This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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