I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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