I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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