Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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