are you still at the devil's house?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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